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Captain Paprika Teeth [userpic]


August 8th, 2008 (09:53 pm)

After we last sailed from port, we set sail due north. Or so the compass said before Jones stood on it while attempting to seduce a mop while he be three sheets to the wind.

Now, we ain't got no clue where we be. We may as well be headin' straight for the edge of the world and we wouldn't know it.

Maybe we'll find the cabin boy there.

If we do, he's getting beaten.