current mood: cranky
Cats! ARRrrr! CATS!!!
Found out what was thumping in the hold. Someone has, for some unknown reason, smuggled two crates full of live cats on board the ship. What happened next was all my fault... I opened up the crate and a dozen cats lept out and ran in all directions. Now we've got a mystery of hiding cats all over the deck, the quarters and one in the crow's nest that hisses and spits whenever we get close.
Pirates ain't animal trainers. I vote if we catch the one in the crow's nest that we roast him and eat him with some of that old matured pepper sauce found a long while ago.